JAI PAUL IS DEFINITELY WORKING ON AN ALBUM (FOR REAL THIS TIME)

Jai Paul devotees rejoiced this week as we exclusively revealed that the enigmatic hype machine is currently working on his debut album in XL's studios – producer Rodaigh McDonald spilled the beans about that and more in his interview with Dazed, here. 

FIND OUT WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE EMOJIS SAY ABOUT YOU – IF YOU DARE

A new Tumblr called named Emojianalysis popped up with the premise of psychoanalysing your most-used emojis. The creator isn't a licensed therapist – but our news editor reckons Freumoji understands her all too perfectly.

IN MORE HIGH-LOW FASHION DRAMA, ZARA FEELS SIBLING'S WRATH FOR COPYCAT DESIGNS

Sibling found themselves playing Spot the Difference this week when they noticed a remarkable likeness between a print used in their AW13 collection and at Zara. The Spanish high street behemoth has come under fire before for copycat behaviour – will they ever learn?

HACKER GETS FOUR YEAR JAIL SENTENCE FOR UNLEASHING BUSH'S ARTISTIC STREAK (AND HIS NAKED BODY)

Romanian hacker Guccifer felt the full force of the law this week for subjecting the world to the tyranny of George W Bush's bathroom nude self-portraits.

WATCH HARMONY KORINE'S NEW HIGH FASHION VIDEO AT DIOR

Harmony Korine went through the looking glass into an alternate world this week – his venture into high-fashion fragrance at Dior has produced this trippy film.