It’s been quite the week for Kendrick Lamar. Last Tuesday, the Compton rapper finally responded to Drake’s two diss tracks “Push Ups” and “Taylor Made” with his own riposte, “euphoria”. Before we even had time to draw breath, more Drake disses arrived hot on the first’s heels, with “6:16 in LA”, “Meet the Grahams” and “Not Like Us” delivering an increasing amount of vitriol with each drop. Though the beef may have started out weak, at this point we’ve seen everything from AI Tupac verses, BBL allegations, a stolen Ozempic prescription, and the minivan from the good kid, m.A.A.d city album cover flattened in a bale crusher. But while all of this was going on, one tiny detail caught our eyes, leading us to ask the very important question: did Kendrick write his Drake disses while wearing an Oasis t-shirt? Let’s discuss.

On Sunday, the Twitter account @Alchemist_Fan posted a photo of Lamar in the studio alongside producers Budgie and The Alchemist. In the blurry studio shot, Kendrick has swapped out his high-fashion stage style for a very casual fit. Gone are the Martine Rose shell suits and gilded crowns of thorns, instead replaced by a pair of patterned trousers and an Oasis band tee. After doing some exhaustive investigative reporting (a Google reverse image search), there doesn’t seem to be any earlier instances of the photo online, which suggests it could be a recent photo, maybe even from the Drake Diss Sessions. The picture is taken in The Alchemist’s home studio, who’s the sole producer on “Meet the Grahams”, so it checks out so far.

If the photo is recent, then it’s a savvy fashion choice from Lamar. The Gallagher brothers – otherwise known as Liam and Noel – are without a doubt two of the biggest haters of all time, and have been locked in their own eternal beef for basically as long as they’ve been alive. Over the years they’ve said things like “He’s a man with a fork in a world of soup” (Noel to Liam), “I don’t miss him because he’s a fucking tool” (Liam to Noel) and “I don’t listen to his music because I can’t stand the sound of his voice” (Noel to Liam). Writing a diss track while channelling the atrocious levels of petty spewed by the Gallaghers would probably make anyone come out with a song as blistering as “Meet the Grahams.”

While K.Dot and the Gallaghers may seem an unlikely pairing, this isn’t the first time he’s pledged allegiance to the Manchester band, and we know that the rapper owns at least two different Oasis tees. In 2018, Lamar played Grandoozy festival in Colorado wearing a ‘Supersonic’ version of the shirt, and in the same year posted an IG photo dump wearing one that said ‘Live Forever’, which he also wore on a trip to Tokyo around the same time. But there are a few other indicators that suggest the photo may not be as recent as I am willing to believe. On the side, there’s an iPhone resting face-up and it’s got a home button, a feature Apple started to phase out in 2017, and a Patta hoodie from a Dekmantel collab released in 2018 is thrown over a chair. 

Kenny in Tokyo via: @fvckinfluffy IG
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Despite this mounting evidence to the contrary, I have decided to remain resolute in my beliefs: Kendrick Lamar did wear an Oasis t-shirt to write his Drake diss. This may not be a document of the exact moment, but it makes so much sense it would be crazy not to believe it at this point. This photo has resurfaced at the exact moment we needed it the most, and I know that the #1 hater Liam Gallagher would be on board. “What a fucking dude”, he to Q mag in 2019 about Lamar’s band tees. “I don’t know much about him, but fair play. He wears more Oasis t-shirts than one? Well, he’s got more than I have then.” The spirit of Liam Gallagher must have truly been summoned to write the line “I hate the way that you walk/the way that you talk/I hate the way that you dress” – the kind of pettiness that truly lives forever.