Photography DeadHungryBeautyListsWhat to buy your weird beauty-obsessed friend for ChristmasFor the goths, cherubs, punks, sad girls, sirens, ketamine chic freaks and skinny brow loversShareLink copied ✔️December 14, 2022BeautyListsTextAlex Peters Ho, ho, ho you ketamine chic freaks, you cherubs and punks, you sirens, goths, ugly make-up aficionados and skinny brow renaissance men. This beauty shopping list is for you. Expertly curated by the weirdos that inhabit the Dazed offices, this gift guide has everything you need: brow blockers, face oils, vampy lipsticks, sad girl serums, post-ironic nail polish, vibrators, and much more. ‘Tis the season for indulging yourself and your loved ones. Merry Christmas you filthy animals, we love you. 1/15 You may like next 1/15 1/15 Courtesy of DieuxDieux Deliverance SerumSad girls everywhere love Dieux and its cherub motifs. Following the success of its reusable eye patches, the brand has gone from strength to strength and its Deliverance Serum was another hit. Targeting irritation, uneven skin tone, and fine lines, the serum contains a dose of cannabinoids to calm the skin.Buy it here.view more + 2/15 2/15 Courtesy of PrayingPraying Polish SetPost-ironic brand Praying gained a cult following thanks to its meme aesthetic and blasphemous Addison Rae campaign. Bring some irony into your beauty routine with this set of nail polishes in red, baby blue and angelic pink.Buy it here.view more + 3/15 3/15 Courtesy of Jecca BlacJecca Blac Brow BlockAfter years of being full and bushy, 2022 saw brows become a site of experimentation as we began bleaching them, dying them fun colours, and plucking them to their bare bones. A favourite of our cultural coordinator Eddie Langham, this product from Jecca Blac will help you flawlessly block your brows so the fun can begin.Buy it here.view more + 4/15 4/15 Courtesy of Isamaya BeautyIsamaya Ffrench Industrial Earrings This year Isamaya Ffrench launched her own beauty brand, one of the lone celebrity brands to actually make sense. Starting out with the BDSM-inspired Industrial collection, the range included a sheer black lip gloss that Julia Fox is a huge fan of, and these nipple ring-esque brass earrings.Buy it here.view more + 5/15 5/15 Courtesy of MAC CosmeticsMAC Cosmetics Lip Pencil in the shade NightmothWith the world feeling bleak, it’s no wonder that make-up is turning darker and goths are on the rise. To get the perfect black lip, try NYX’s Suede Matte Lipstick in the shade Alien. Or for a more subtle look, try the Wednesday Addams trick and mix the MAC lip pencil in the shade Nightmoth with some clear gloss.Buy it here.view more + 6/15 6/15 Courtesy of Everyday OilEveryday OilThis oil is an absolute favourite of our absolute favourite and recently voted funniest employee at Dazed Media, Jack Sunnucks.In his own words: “Everyday oil was skin changing for me – not just because it was my first oil, but because litres of it later it’s still the one thing that keeps my skin happy (I have tried to deviate but can’t). My friends now recognise me from its blend of botanicals. It is the one thing I empty regularly! Also, I can put it on in the morning without looking like a slippery seal.”Buy it here.view more + 7/15 7/15 Courtesy of T.H.O.MT.H.O.M Scalp SerumThis year saw a big focus on scalps, as people attempted to repair the damage done by stress and illness. Created for texture-rich hair, the Scalp Serum from Cyndia Harvey’s brand This Hair of Mine (T.H.O.M) will help strengthen the hair follicles, soothe a dry scalp and stimulate growth.Buy it here.view more + 8/15 8/15 Courtesy of Pat McGrath LabsPat McGrath Labs Mothership X: Moonlit SeductionThe Pat McGrath Labs eyeshadow palettes are the crème de la crème. Rich and pigmented, they will last all night and the shades are always to die for. It’s the ultimate treat.Buy it here.view more + 9/15 9/15 Courtesy of Gucci BeautyGucci Mascara L’ObscurThis Gucci pick comes from Hatti Rex, our head of social and clown fashion connoisseur. Creamy and smudge-proof, the mascara will last all night no matter what fluids (sweat, blood, beer etc.) might run down your face.Buy it here.view more + 10/15 10/15 Courtesy of PatternPattern Leave in ConditionerA favourite of marketing assistant Rae Martins Ashton, this conditioner from Pattern helps to nourish and define curls and coils, leaving a light floral scent of neroli, rose and patchouli.Buy it here.view more + 11/15 11/15 Courtesy of Bio-OilBio-OilBio-Oil is one of those tried and true products that are cult for a reason. Created to improve the appearance of scars, stretch marks and uneven skin tone, this oil is co-signed by our features writer Halima Jibril and by yours truly.Buy it here.view more + 12/15 12/15 Courtesy of DameDame Kip Lipstick VibratorI am not Carrie Bradshaw so won’t get into the nitty gritty but I couldn’t help but wonder whether this is one of the best vibrators I have tried. 10/10 – and just like that, I would recommend!Buy it here.view more + 13/15 13/15 Courtesy of Dr Barbara SturmDr Barbara Sturm Face CreamThis Dr Barbara Sturm pick comes from our Editorial Director Ted Stansfield who has also chosen the Hyaluronic Serum and Calming Serum as his holy grail products from the year. Calming and hydrating, the Face Cream works to reduce irritation and give you a radiant glow.Buy it here.view more + 14/15 14/15 Courtesy of Ultra VioletteUltra Violette Supreme Screen Hydrating Skinscreen SPF 50+It can be hard to remember SPF during the cold winter months, but you still need to protect your skin from UV rays even when the temperature drops. Coming highly recommended by our art and photography editor Emily Dinsdale is this sunscreen from Ultra Violette. Light-weight and non-greasy, it will leave your skin dewy and glowing.Buy it here.view more + 15/15 15/15 Courtesy of ByredoByredo De Los Santos Eau de ParfumPaying homage to the traditions of Día de los Muertos and All Saints’ Day, this fragrance from Byredo is musky with notes of palo santo and incense. A favourite of everyone who has tried it, the scent is all about incanting memories and acknowledging the fleeting.Buy it here.view more + 0/15 0/15
