How could you be so heartless?
Yesterday (December 8), Kanye West staged the second instalment of what seems to be a biblical opera series. Directed by frequent collaborator Vanessa Beecroft, Mary, as the name and festive season might suggest, followed the Christmas nativity story and featured new arrangements of old Kanye songs including “Devil in a New Dress” and “Love Lockdown” by the Sunday Service choir.
Taking place at the Miami Marine Stadium in Florida, just in time for the last day of Art Basel, Kanye and his choir reenacted scenes from the books of Matthew and Luke as they floated on a barge.
But – to be honest – we don’t really care about any of that because the contents of the show were largely eclipsed by the wardrobe and make-up choices… which were wild.
The entire cast of the show, including Kanye himself, were dressed head to toe in silver vinyl robes while their faces and hands were masked in silver paint. Of course, the internet took great pleasure in these unusual ensembles and the jokes came in thick and fast. From the Wizard of Oz’s Tin Man to a baked potato to those living statues you see in tourist areas the world over, there was no shortage of things to compare Kanye to and Twitter users did not disappoint. Here are some of the best Twitter reactions.
“How can you be so heartless?” - The Tin Man pic.twitter.com/cKSikZY09X
— Otto Von Biz Markie (@Passionweiss) December 9, 2019
My sleep paralysis demon pic.twitter.com/rCabmQFeFs
— thomas hobbs (@thobbsjourno) December 9, 2019
I want gold Cee lo Green to fight chrome Kanye West pic.twitter.com/dvHRxiBu0q
— mason more jelly (@balloutboy305) December 9, 2019
my therapist: silver kanye isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) December 9, 2019
silver kanye: pic.twitter.com/ViWRs7p6UH
— Fuck donald trump (@ExhibitC137) December 9, 2019
Kanye West looking like he came into contact with the Big Gete Star pic.twitter.com/7cHwrixdry
— Fither and Flair (@FitherAndFlair) December 9, 2019
Kanye West aka The Silver Surfer 🏄♂️ pic.twitter.com/3JlF0BcIdH
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) December 9, 2019
Me at the beginning of the decade: Kanye West is a musical genius and a true creative inspiration.
— T. (@traj_) December 9, 2019
Kanye West at the end of the decade: pic.twitter.com/F5pKcIt2Tv
The Wizard Of Oz reboot looks trash pic.twitter.com/C27F28vxhK
— mitch (@limitedmitch) December 9, 2019
BEGINNING ENDING OF
— boblee_official (@bobs_boblee) December 9, 2019
OF THE DECADE THE DECADE
😂😂😂#KanyeWestpic.twitter.com/CLXtSCwNY5
At this moment Only God can save us from Kanye West 😭😂
— CHIEf , THE DADDY™ 🦁👳 (@umar_ayotunde) December 9, 2019
Fat budget silver surfer😂 pic.twitter.com/57z5KNtBg8
Kanye West is just playing with us now 🤦🏽😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/j8nYvkqm1y
— Frances (@francesmary145) December 9, 2019
— Billy Howell (@CoachBilly1) December 9, 2019