via GumtreeArts+Culture / NewsGumtree ad offers a ‘shit room’ for rent in east LondonThis painfully honest ad shows owners can’t even be bothered to lie about how bad things are in the increasingly expensive UK capitalShareLink copied ✔️September 9, 2015Arts+CultureNewsTextHannah Rose Ewens Traditionally, ads for flats on Gumtree are a string of sentences designed to lure in the naive and hopeful. You’ll see them online using deceptive adjectives to tart up every shortfall. But not this advert on Gumtree. This room is "shit". Just "shit". The advert for the apartment in Mile End boasts "Shit room to rent in East London!!!", and goes on to say that not only is there the one shit room for a lucky prospective tenant, but three shit rooms on offer at a cost of £120 per week. It describes the rooms’ contents with a similar candour: "The wardrobe is broke on the top, tha mattress doesn’t match with the base." Letting agent Luis Swarovski told the Evening Standard that the advert aimed to be an honest reflection of the current state of the property, but wants to reassure any future tenants that things would be a lot better before they moved in. He said: "I described it like that because of the present condition. Obviously if someone moves in it will not be like that anymore." The sincerity of the ad is kind of refreshing. I want to know what I’m getting. If I’m turning up to a house viewing, I want to be aware I’m walking into a world of shit, not conned into thinking I’m about to occupy the utopia of all rented accommodations. After the room that was a tiny shed in a living room, I want cold, hard, unflinching description. It might be a totally "shit" room but at least it’s upfront about it. Escape the algorithm! Get The DropEmail address SIGN UP Get must-see stories direct to your inbox every weekday. Privacy policy Thank you. You have been subscribed Privacy policy Expand your creative community and connect with 15,000 creatives from around the world.READ MOREWhy did Satan start to possess girls on screen in the 70s?Learn the art of photo storytelling and zine making at Dazed+LabsOnMeet the creatives turning up the heat in Lagos with Burna Boy and On8 essential skate videos from the 90s and beyond with Glue SkateboardsThe unashamedly queer, feminist, and intersectional play you need to seeParis artists are pissed off with this ‘gift’ from Jeff KoonsA Seat at the TableVinca Petersen: Future FantasySnarkitecture’s guide on how to collide art and architectureBanksy has unveiled a new anti-weapon artworkVincent Gallo: mad, bad, and dangerous to knowGet lost in these frank stories of love and lossEscape the algorithm! Get The DropEmail address SIGN UP Get must-see stories direct to your inbox every weekday. Privacy policy Thank you. You have been subscribed Privacy policy