Kenneth GoldsmithArts+Culture / NewsUniversity offers ‘Wasting Time on the Internet’ classMoMA Poet Laureate and professor Kenneth Goldsmith will teach the seminar to Penn studentsShareLink copied ✔️October 30, 2014Arts+CultureNewsText Zing Tsjeng Creative writing students at the University of Pennsylvania will finally get a chance to major in what every undergrad dreams of: wasting time on the internet. Poet, UbuWeb founder and professor Kenneth Goldsmith is teaching a weekly class next semester which requires students to "stare at the screen for three hours, only interacting through chat rooms, bots, social media and listservs". Appropriately, the seminar is titled "Wasting time on the internet". The only course materials needed are a wi-fi connection and a laptop. Unlike the conventional wisdom about procrastinating online, Goldsmith believes that enforcing a state of "distraction, multi-tasking, and aimless drifting" might prove as creatively fertile as automatic writing was for the Surrealist writers. #Distraction is the new #concentration.— Kenneth Goldsmith (@kg_ubu) October 27, 2014Distracted electronic multitasking is the new #surrealism.— Kenneth Goldsmith (@kg_ubu) October 27, 2014 “I’m so tired of reading, every time you pick up a paper, on how bad the Web is," he told the Washington Post. "I don’t think that’s true. I think the Internet is making us smarter." Unfortunately, students will not be graded on how much time and outrage they waste on the Daily Mail Sidebar of Shame. Goldsmith wants his class to take the raw materials of "clicking, SMSing, status-updating and random surfing" and turn them into "substantial works of literature". Goldsmith is also the brains behind one of the most popular creative writing classes at Penn: Uncreative Writing, in which all class assignments must be completely plagiarised, stolen and copied from other sources. In 2013, he was appointed the first Poet Laureate of the Museum of Modern Art. You can read more his literary manifesto here. To check out more Kenneth Goldsmith, head here for his curated day of poetry on Dazed. Escape the algorithm! Get The DropEmail address SIGN UP Get must-see stories direct to your inbox every weekday. Privacy policy Thank you. You have been subscribed Privacy policy Expand your creative community and connect with 15,000 creatives from around the world.TrendingIlia Malinin breaks the ice – and his silenceHe does things on a skating rink that were once thought impossible. But the ‘Quad God’s’ setback at this year’s Winter Olympics brought new fire and energy to a skater seen by many as the greatest of all time Life & CultureBeautyThe hairy politics of on-screen pubes Nike FashionNike celebrates the culture of soccer ahead of a summer shaped by the gameArt & PhotographyThese intimate portraits examine India’s influencer cultureMusic‘Korn is the cement of my being’: Portraits of metal fans in Mexico CityFilm & TV7 sex worker-approved films about sex workBeautyHoroscopes June 2026: Love deeply, take risks, and embarrass yourselfBeauty10 of the hottest Instagram accounts fusing art, sex and eroticaArt & PhotographyErotic fiction, photography and design from Dazed ClubbersEscape the algorithm! Get The DropEmail address SIGN UP Get must-see stories direct to your inbox every weekday. Privacy policy Thank you. You have been subscribed Privacy policy