Kenneth GoldsmithArts+CultureNewsUniversity offers ‘Wasting Time on the Internet’ classMoMA Poet Laureate and professor Kenneth Goldsmith will teach the seminar to Penn studentsShareLink copied ✔️October 30, 2014Arts+CultureNewsTextZing Tsjeng Creative writing students at the University of Pennsylvania will finally get a chance to major in what every undergrad dreams of: wasting time on the internet. Poet, UbuWeb founder and professor Kenneth Goldsmith is teaching a weekly class next semester which requires students to "stare at the screen for three hours, only interacting through chat rooms, bots, social media and listservs". Appropriately, the seminar is titled "Wasting time on the internet". The only course materials needed are a wi-fi connection and a laptop. Unlike the conventional wisdom about procrastinating online, Goldsmith believes that enforcing a state of "distraction, multi-tasking, and aimless drifting" might prove as creatively fertile as automatic writing was for the Surrealist writers. #Distraction is the new #concentration.— Kenneth Goldsmith (@kg_ubu) October 27, 2014Distracted electronic multitasking is the new #surrealism.— Kenneth Goldsmith (@kg_ubu) October 27, 2014 “I’m so tired of reading, every time you pick up a paper, on how bad the Web is," he told the Washington Post. "I don’t think that’s true. I think the Internet is making us smarter." Unfortunately, students will not be graded on how much time and outrage they waste on the Daily Mail Sidebar of Shame. Goldsmith wants his class to take the raw materials of "clicking, SMSing, status-updating and random surfing" and turn them into "substantial works of literature". Goldsmith is also the brains behind one of the most popular creative writing classes at Penn: Uncreative Writing, in which all class assignments must be completely plagiarised, stolen and copied from other sources. In 2013, he was appointed the first Poet Laureate of the Museum of Modern Art. You can read more his literary manifesto here. To check out more Kenneth Goldsmith, head here for his curated day of poetry on Dazed. Expand your creative community and connect with 15,000 creatives from around the world.READ MOREWhy did Satan start to possess girls on screen in the 70s?Learn the art of photo storytelling and zine making at Dazed+LabsZimmermannKindred spirits and psychedelic florals: Zimmermann heads to 70s Sydney 8 essential skate videos from the 90s and beyond with Glue SkateboardsThe unashamedly queer, feminist, and intersectional play you need to seeParis artists are pissed off with this ‘gift’ from Jeff KoonsA Seat at the TableVinca Petersen: Future FantasySnarkitecture’s guide on how to collide art and architectureBanksy has unveiled a new anti-weapon artworkVincent Gallo: mad, bad, and dangerous to knowGet lost in these frank stories of love and loss