What's...

...so special about you, then?
Is there any reasonable way to answer a question to which nothing and everything are equally valid answers?

...your worst vice?
Talking about my vices.

...the best piece of advice you've heard?
Don't shit where you eat.

...better, analog or digital?
Different. 

...your favourite piece of clothing?
Whichever one just went to pieces.

...the world coming to?
An unexpectedly swift and sound-effect-filled end.

...the name of your hero?
Lindsay Buckingham.

...so special about your hero?
Tusk.

...your worst fashion secret?
I just did my laundry for the first time in five months.

...next year going to bring?
More dirty laundry.

...your Myspace page?
Run by an imposter.

...your favourite website?
Gooutsideandliveyourdamnlife.com.

...at the top of your shit list?
Humanity's awkward decline.

How would you describe your work?
Remarkably uninspired tedium pregnant with boundless commercial possibility.