It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and yet the most painful time for your bank account. The time has come to spend a small fortune on your loved ones – as well as those you’re forced to tolerate once a year. While the financial toll of Christmas leaves us feeling pretty “bah humbug!”, there’s nothing quite like that smug confidence when you know you’ve smashed someone’s present.

For Dazed’s 2025 gift guide, we decided to zoom in on a few of the personality types who garnered attention this year. Perhaps you know a performative male (we all do), an Etsy witch or an aura farmer (AKA: a label-obsessed hypebeast). If not, maybe one of the following archetypes will remind you of someone in your life. Regardless, even if we don’t inspire any gift ideas, we hope at least to inspire a smile – it is Christmas after all. Click through below to see each archetype’s gift guide.

THE PERFORMATIVE MALE

THE AURA FARMER

THE IYKYK FASHION GIRL

THE PROTEIN GUERRILLA

THE CHRONIC CLUBBER

THE ETSY WITCH

THE OFFLINE LUDDITE

THE WHIMSICAL INGÉNUE

THE SNEAKY LINK

THE INTELLECTUAL IT-GIRL