Watch the Balmain show live at 2pm

Today, at 1500 hours (or 1400 hours BST – 3pm/2pm in non-military speak), the Balmain army (the Hadids, Kardashian-Jenners, et al.) is scheduled to march down the runway at Paris Fashion Week, parading Olivier Rousteing’s SS17 offering for the French fashion house. Last season saw the Balmain uniform of thigh-highs, structured tailoring and military opulence reimagined in powder blue and pastel pink. Report back here later today to find out what General Rousteing’s orders are for summer next year.