Ever wanted Lindsay Lohan to tell you that butter is a carb? 16 years on, does the limit still not exist? Now, for the cool price of $350 (£266), your questions can be answered, as the star has joined video-sharing website Cameo.

Reportedly on the site for “a limited time”, fans can request a personalised video from Lohan – from Mean Girls quotes to a rendition of Freaky Friday banger “Ultimate”. In a teaser video, Lohan tells fans: “Hi everyone, I’m Lindsay Lohan and I’m so excited to be on Cameo and connect with you all.”

Other suggestions for personalised Lohan videos include: wishing your pal a “grool” birthday; a rendition of her Mykonos moves; the full performance from Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen’s high school play, Eliza Rocks; or Lohan in an English accent telling you she has class and you don’t.

Or, you could attempt to pull a Wagner and trick her into singing a pro-IRA song. The possibilities are endless.

Get your personalised video from Lindsay Lohan here.