The third stop on the menswear schedule, Paris played host to stolen Christmas trees, ‘the sacrilege’ of scoffing a pain au chocolat before a Saint Laurent casting and one of our weary troops finally finds a place to rest his head. Sadly the time has come to bid the #DazedModelArmy adieu, but not without a final countdown of their most mischievous moments in France. You can keep an eye on their final movements on Twitter or Instagram by searching for the #DazedModelArmy hashtag or follow @Dazed_Fashion for future model mayhem.

JACOB MALLINSON BIRD... “HOW EVERY NIGHT IN PARIS ENDS – DRUNK TRANS CUTE”

How every night in Paris ends - drunk trans cute 💅 #dazedmodelarmy http://t.co/YAcYadGru0

— Jacob Mallinson Bird (@jacobmbird) January 17, 2014

DOM HAHN... “@ASVPXROCKY BACKSTAGE @ DIOR”

GEORGES DE SAINT MARS... “#PHILLIPLIM AND HE'S #DAZEDMODELARMY” 

JACOB MALLINSON BIRD... “THE SACRILEGE”

I'm eating a maxi pain au chocolat before Saint Laurent - the sacrilege #dazedmodelarmy

— Jacob Mallinson Bird (@jacobmbird) January 15, 2014

JACOB MALLINSON BIRD... “SAINT LAURENT”

TYLER RIX... “PIANO TIME”

JACOB MALLINSON BIRD... HERE COMES DINAH

MAX STREETLEY... AND KANYE WEST

BEN STIFT... “I WAS A BIT WASTED LAST NIGHT...”

JACOB MALLISON BIRD… “MODEL CODE 101”

Model Code 101: when walking past a model you don't know in the street, a head nod and half smile is customary #dazedmodelarmy

— Jacob Mallinson Bird (@jacobmbird) January 15, 2014

TYLER RIX... #SILLYFACES

JACOB MALLINSON BIRD... “JUST A CUTE LUNCH WITH @BENJJARVIS”

JOE BROTHERTON... “DIDN'T KNOW I WAS THAT BAD!”

MATTHEW BELL... “BOOBIES AS A HEADREST”

It's always so weird when makeup artists use their boobies as a headrest but it is comfy. #DazedModelArmy

— Matthew Bell (@MatthewBell93) January 18, 2014