A holiday gift guide for all the beauty archetypes in your life

Happy Holidays you tasty food-obsessed beauty freaks, you seductive sirens, ketamine chic club rats and fuck ass bob bitches. We hope you’ve had a beautiful year dressed in Barbie pink, lathering yourself in latte make-up and making backs burn with your succubus stare. Tis’ the season of giving, and this is our gift to you, with the best of beauty curated by the team here at Dazed. There’s something in the stocking for everyone in this season. Merry Christmas – we love you all.

YOUR DELICIOUS LITTLE STRAWBERRY GLAZED CINNAMON COOKIE

This is for your friend who has been giving main character energy all year, serving like the sweet little snack that they are. The last few months have fuelled their obsession with bows, Barbie and balletcore buns, but this coquette cutie is hungry for more. 

THE SIREN WHO SEDUCED YOU

Her hypnotic eyes have lured you to the darkest depths and now you’re simping for a smile on those cherry cola lips. Ignore the unnerving death stare – ghoulish girls need gifts too.

THE CELESTIAL SOUL-SEARCHER YOU MET AT A SÉANCE 

Beauty is a ritual for this spiritual soul – whether it’s practising astral projection, using their period blood for magic spells or wearing perfume that smells like ozone and death. They know your entire chart by heart, leaving an offering at the altar of their existence is the least you could do.

YOUR KETAMINE CHIC CLUB RAT

You saw their clumpy mascara captured almost exclusively through a fisheye lens, framed by unbrushed hair or a Von Dutch Hat, and now you need a present for the post-apocalyptic punk in your life.

THE FUCK ASS BOB BITCH 

They’re on the rich aunt pipeline already, oozing red wine energy and adding pics of Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc to their Pinterest board. So what do you get the girl who has everything?

YOUR ‘BARELY THERE’ AND THEREFORE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE NATURAL BEAUTY BFF 

We get it, your skin looks like glass. Would you like an award? Should we throw a party and invite Augustinus Bader? If you didn’t love them so much you’d hate them, but they got you on the Paula’s Choice hype and let you raid their skincare fridge, so give them an extra dose of dewiness to show how much you adore them.