The inventor of the ‘dildo selfie stick’ is back
This was inevitable really, wasn’t it? With drones now a legit delivery tool for Amazon, abortion activists, and even drug dealers, it was only a matter of time before sex came into the equation. It already sort of has: with one film director creating his own picturesque ‘drone bone’ porno a couple of years back. As is ever the way, the Internet will always supply some new invention that you really could just do without.
Enter the ‘dildo drone’. Created by marketing mastermind Michael Krivicka – the same man responsible for last year’s viral ‘dildo selfie stick’ – it promises a new hands-free masturbation experience. “The requests are pouring in,” explains Krivicka, who made the (currently fictional) video as a joke this month. “Lots of sex shops from around the world, as well as individuals who are looking for a fun Christmas present. The interest is definitely there.”
Krivicka claims that he has “zero interest” in actually inventing these disturbing (and prob v dangerous) tools: though that apparently hasn’t stopped others from giving it a go. There are rumours that, due to the high demand for last year’s product, a dildo selfie stick is actually in the process of being made. “I like being the guy who comes up with these fantasy products,” Krivicka continues. “But that is as far as I want to take it.”
Whether the dildo drone will have similar success still remains to be seen – though Krivicka says he has many more ideas. And, given that his YouTube channel is called ‘dildoeverything’, you can probably guess the way it’s going to go. “There is a long-term plan here,” the New York-based marketer adds. “I am already working on the next idea. The first one tapped into the selfie craze. The second one tapped into the drone craze. The third one will tap into yet another trending momentum. I just can't tell you what that is yet.”
Watch Krivicka’s film, which stars actress Jenni Ruiza, above. Then turn off the Internet for your own health.
