Some things are just inevitable – like death, or the continuing success of The Fast and Furious franchise. Another thing that was bound to happen was the "dildo selfie stick", a rancid morph of two extremely popular objects, found by Pedestrian. What this means is that all those selfies that you (probably haven’t) been taking - the ones at the point of climax – just got a whole lot easier.
This is a variation on an already existing product - the "sex selfie stick", a vibrator that allows you to film the inside of your body while you masturbate and allows an interior, up and close and extremely personal view of an orgasm. The dildo selfie stick is easier to understand; I don’t know about you but I have absolutely zero interest in someone FaceTiming me what looks like panicked keyhole surgery going wrong.
So how did they invent this crucial piece of kit? I don’t want to take away any business from the (quite possibly fictional) business that has invented these, but I’d wager that dildo selfies sticks are pretty easy to DIY. Still, it appears to be going down well with the consumer market – the two user comments on the promo video are a smiley face emoticon and "this is literally invention of the year".
Given that selfies are causing more and more deaths as time goes by, please be careful if you ever use one. You could actually perish of embarrassment if someone walks in while you’re orgasming and using a selfie stick.
