There are some things in this world that we're just desperate to know. Is the universe constantly expanding? Did human beings really build the pyramids? And exactly what type of porn was Osama bin Laden into?

The answer to the last question we'll never know; the CIA has "classified" the information, thwarting all the curious people out there who want to know what internationally renowned cave-dwelling terrorists get off on. It's been widely reported that a huge stash of pornography was found in bin Laden's compound after the US Navy SEAL Team 6 stormed it in 2011. The US government is willing to tell us what books he read and let us see the love letters he wrote to his many wives, but the adult film collection will remain a secret.

David Covucci, A Brave Lad from BroBible filed an FOI (Freedom of Information Act) request to the CIA in an attempt to see the porn but was duly knocked back. The CIA’s information officer Michael Lavergne said: “With regard to the pornographic material Osama bin Laden had in his possession at the time of his death, responsive records, should they exist, would be contained in operational files. To the extent that this material exists, the CIA would be prohibited from mailing obscene matter.”

Nosy people of the world, you will never find out what XXX films the founder of al-Qaeda liked to watch. What now?