KARL LAGERFELD'S CAT CHOUPETTE IS TO BE THE NEW FACE OF SHU UEMURA

Not many cats have the connections to land a modelling contract, but if your owner is Karl Lagerfeld then it's probably a little easier. Choupette, Lagerfeld's pet and soulmate, will launch the new make up collection from the Japanese company Shu Uemura.

A JAPANESE ARTIST WAS ARRESTED FOR SENDING OUT 3D SCANS OF HER VULVA TO FANS

The Japanese artist Megumi Igarashi, was arrested when she sent 3D printed data of her vulva to 30 fans who contributed to her crowdsourcing project to fund a kayak modelled on her vagina. Naturally, she is outraged and vowing to fight the obscenity charges.

A STUDY FOUND THAT WEED REALLY DOES MAKE YOU PARANOID

Oh, like we didn't already know. A group of scientists clubbed together and injected volunteers with THC and placebos. The findings? Patients who received the THC were more likely to suffer feelings of anxiety and self-doubt.

A FASHION BLOGGER IMPERSONATED JOHNNY DEPP'S STYLIST TO NAB LOADS OF FREE CLOTHES

Fashion blogger David Tripp has been busted for grand larceny and identity theft after using stolen credit cards to buy thousands of dollars worth of designers clothes. How did he do it? By pretending to be Johnny Depp's stylist. Nice.

THE FORMER MILITARY DICTATOR OF PANAMA SUED THE MAKERS OF CALL OF DUTY 

Manuel Noriega, the ex-CIA informant and military dictator of Panama took exception to a character in Call Of Duty: Black Ops II that clearly references the drug-smuggling, critic-killing ruler. He filed a lawsuit against publishers Activision for the "blatant misuse, unlawful exploitation and misappropriation for economic gain" of his image.