A$AP Rocky's never shied away from boasting about his conquests or his pretty, pretty face. But Lord Flacko has excelled himself in a fan Q&A session while promoting the release of his new video "Lord Pretty Flacko Jodye 2". The whole interview, which is hosted on his Tumblr, is pretty illuminating – he dishes on ex-girlfriend Iggy Azalea ("SHE LOOK LIKE SHE NOT GETTIN PIPED RIGHT THESE DAYS, LOL JK") and missing his most recent ex, model Chanel Iman ("ALL THE TIME, THATS MY ACE").

But his best/worst answer? His reply to the question: "What's the weirdest shit a bitch wanted you to do before or during sex?"

Rocky responds with: "ONCE WHEN I WAS YOUNG I FUCKED A CHICK IN FRONT HER DISABLED GRANDMOM , SO SICK, LITERALLY , IM ASHAMED… GRANDMOMS LOOKED EXCITED THO."

Slow. Fucking. Clap. 

For the record, fan Q&As are usually the worst way to actually get something out of a musician – most of the time, people use their chance for a question to gush about their interviewee. But maybe Rocky's Tumblr fans have been getting ideas from Reddit AMAs or something, because they also managed to extract a pretty cohesive portrait of Pretty Motherfucker the lover. Including his sex fantasy about Madonna. 

Here's some of our favourite answers:

YOUR ULTIMATE SEXUAL FANTASY AND/OR FETISH? GO. PUT ME ON BAE. LOVE U.

A$AP Rocky: I JUST WANNA FUK MADONNA OLD ASS B4 I DIE, FEEL ME, CAN U BLAME ME ?

but u da pmf, errbody loves ur pretty face n jiggy ways baby. i appreciate u always keepin ur hands and nails clean and cut. do u get a manicure? what about the feet? do u like feet like redman lol?

A$AP Rocky: IM A CLEAN CUT NIGGA , I LUV MY LADY TO BE PROPERLY ,NOT OVERLY GROOMED , I STAY GROOMED ON MY BERNIE MACK OCEANS 12 SHIT, FEEL ME

if i come through NY to shoot a film, you gonna sell me some bud?

A$AP Rocky: ILL JUST GIVE U SOME BUD BRUH , PLEASE SHOOT THAT FILM AND FOLLOW UR DREAMS THO FAM

Awww. You can read the rest of the Q&A on his Tumblr here. Watch the video for "Lord Pretty Flacko Jodye 2" below:

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