As if there wasn't enough bullshit on the internet that exists with the sole purpose of making us feel terrible about ourselves, Microsoft has released a website that looks at your photos and guesses your age. I tried How Old Do I Look? twice last night and it correctly guessed my age, other than when it said I was 44. But who cares about me? Let's try this on people who really matter: our favourite fashion designers and models. 

DONATELLA VERSACE (AND LADY GAGA)

Real ages: Donatella is 59. Gaga is actually 29.

Result: Keep doing you, Donatella. 

KENDALL JENNER

Real age: 19. To be fair, she was actually 19 when this picture was taken (it's from our Mean Girls video with her). 

Result: Close enough, right? 

OLIVIER ROUSTEING AND RIHANNA

Real age: Rousteing is 29. Riri is 27. 

Result: Black don't crack, y'all.

MARC JACOBS

Real age: 52.

Result: Science says that owning a pet dog enhances your life. Looks like Jacobs' bull terrier Neville is doing his job.  

NAOMI CAMPBELL

Real age: 44.

Result: Unbelievable. When I grow up, I want to be Naomi. 

CARA DELEVINGNE AND PHARRELL WILLIAMS

Real ages: Delevingne is 22 and Pharrell is 42. 

Result: The extreme eye make-up for Chanel's Métiers d'Art show probably isn't helping Cara out, but we're disappointed Pharrell isn't registering as even younger. Isn't this guy meant to be ageless? 

GEMMA WARD

Real age: 27. 

Result: The Aussie model is already in the comeback stage of her career, but seriously? Seriously? There's a painting in an attic somewhere of the real Gemma Ward's face.  

KARL LAGERFELD

Real age: 81. 

Result: Our new anti-ageing strategy is to wear black all the time and never take off our sunglasses.