Christians outraged by Tom Ford cross-shaped penis necklace

Tom Ford has caused the scandal of the holiday season with a $790 crucifix-inspired phallus necklace (or as it's simply known as his website, "penis pendant necklace").

While images of the necklace have been kicking around ever since its debut at London Collections: Men in June, the offending piece has only just gone on sale. And Christians all over the world (OK, mainly in the US) are furious about it.

So I read that designer Tom Ford is selling a cross fashioned out of man parts. Really? Can nothing be sacred anymore? God help us all!!!
— JCJones (@mrsjcjones) December 13, 2014

Tom Ford's phallic necklace which resembles the cross is absolutely disgraceful!!!!!!
— Geeee (@GeeS_xx) December 13, 2014

Just in time for Christmas, a way to say "screw Christ," the SAvior of the World. this is Sick. Just Sick. And... http://t.co/gFNaZyMoTG
— Susan Swift (@SusanInGlendale) December 12, 2014

Somehow, we suspect that the man who once shaved a Gucci 'G' into a model's pubes is not exactly concerned with what the good Christians of the world think. And as one Twitter user points out, the 'dick joke' might be one-note, but it's also been around for way longer than Jesus:

Hate to point this out to all those "offended" by the Tom Ford phallus pendant but the phallic symbol was around way before the cross.
— lee kynaston (@grooming_guru) December 13, 2014

The handmade necklace comes in gold or silver. For more competitive types, it also comes in three sizes: small, medium and large. Why scrimp on the special things in life, right?