Tom Ford has caused the scandal of the holiday season with a $790 crucifix-inspired phallus necklace (or as it's simply known as his website, "penis pendant necklace"). 

While images of the necklace have been kicking around ever since its debut at London Collections: Men in June, the offending piece has only just gone on sale. And Christians all over the world (OK, mainly in the US) are furious about it. 

Somehow, we suspect that the man who once shaved a Gucci 'G' into a model's pubes is not exactly concerned with what the good Christians of the world think. And as one Twitter user points out, the 'dick joke' might be one-note, but it's also been around for way longer than Jesus: 

The handmade necklace comes in gold or silver. For more competitive types, it also comes in three sizes: small, medium and large. Why scrimp on the special things in life, right?