It was inevitable that this would happen. With at least 13,000 porn films being made a year, and a global audience of billions, it’s getting harder and harder to keep things original in the adult film world. We’ve seen drone porn, clown porn, dinosaur porn, Trump porn – and now, at long last, we have finally got some hoverboard porn. 

A new Brazzers film published last month, aptly titled The Future of Fucking, makes full use of the ubiquitous self-balancing segways – pushing the genre to a masterful new level. With lead actors Keiran Lee and Luna Star showing off their effortless physical prowess, the thirty-minute masterpiece features a balletic blow job, some skillful penetration and even one beautiful “stand and carry” segment. If this truly is the future of fucking, then we are much more lucky than we realise.

For Lee – who has previously had sex on the edge of a cliff and on “a rock in the middle of the sea” – the shoot wasn’t all that challenging, despite the mind-boggling logistics. “It was only meant to be Luna doing a solo tease as I had noticed her on hover board from her Instagram videos, then on the day I decided to try out a few sex positions and see what happens”, the actor told Dazed. “The biggest challenge was keeping our balance to start with, once we were situated it was easy.”

You can watch the NSFW film in all its glory here (or a highlight reel on Tumblr here). Just remember that, given the hoverboard’s tendency to spontaneously burst into flame, it’s probably not advisable that you try anything you see at home.

(H/T Daily Dot)