For all of you who have been dreaming of making your own little Lynchian mindfuck one day: a new David Lynch MA in Film has officially opened for 2016 enrolments. 

The year-long course – which will take place at Iowa's Maharishi University of Management in Fairfield – will be partially taught by Lynch himself, and will aim to teach students all about “consciousness-based” filmmaking. And of course, it will also give a good grounding in the director's absolute fave: the art of Transcendental Meditation. 

“This masters in film teaches all the aspects of filmmaking, but with the profound addition of Transcendental Meditation as taught by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi,” Lynch says in the course statement. “This gives those in the program the ability to dive within—to transcend and experience that unbounded ocean of pure consciousness which is unbounded intelligence, creativity, happiness, love, energy, power, and peace.”

The course announcement comes just as Lynch drops the latest enigmatic promo for the new Twin Peaks, which he is currently filming for Showtime.

“The students in this program grow in these all-positive qualities, and it serves the work in glorious ways,” he adds. “The big secret to great filmmaking, I believe, lies within in the big treasury within us all.”

Potential applicants have until November 1 to apply for February 2016 entry.