Rap superstar 50 Cent recently jetted into London for a pre-Crimbo blowout, so Dazed Digital dispatched music editor Tim Noakes to his hotel to grill him. Does he dress up as Santa? Turkey or Beef? Will Jay-Z and Fat Joe be coming over to the crib to sing carols? Is he just a paranoid studio gangsta? How many times was he shot again? And, most importantly, what should Tim buy his wife for Christmas?