Chris Harding

A hunchbacked, inky-fingered upstart writing machine, wallowing in his own smug sense of self-satisfaction. Sleeps two hours a night, preferring to stand naked on his balcony and bellow obscenities at the moon. Untrustworthy, fickle and sly, he will burn out by the time he's twenty and recede into his own beard in order to keep warm. He's a regular contributor to Vice and psychopedia.com, as well as filling the backpage of the ES magazine