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Your fave reality TV fights are now ASMR

‘Don’t be fucking rude’ is the lullaby we didn’t know we needed

In the extremely niche and often weird world of ASMR, you can come across videos that see everything from fake nuns caring for you (a Bubonic plague victim), 13-year-old YouTube sensation Life With MaK – who recently announced she would be quitting the platform due to discrimination – roleplaying as a sassy tattoo artist or a rude flight attendant

Now, there’s a new unique form of ASMR that has just emerged, courtesy of @altdoly on Twitter. Mashing up some of your fave reality TV fights like Kim Kardashian’s ‘Don’t be fucking rude’ from KUWTK or Sammi vs JWoww on Jersey Shore, the videos take the chaotic energy of reality TV drama and make it oddly therapeutic? 

Inspired by @altdoly, other Twitter users have started making their own versions including that Amsterdam fight from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and for all the Drag Race fans out there: Shangela’s sugar daddy rant or Mimi Imfurst vs everyone from All Stars.

Forget why, the only questions we have: where is the ANTM ‘We were all rooting for you’ Tyra Banks meltdown? Somebody please create immediately.

Check out a selection of the best reality TV ASMR videos below. 

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