It’s the most wonderful time of the year! You know, the time where we all spend loads of money to prove that we actually care about the people we say we care about, argue with our families and cheat on our partners and then give them Joni Mitchell CDs. Cool! Festive! Joyeux Noël!

Chances are, you’re terrible at remembering that this thing which happens every year is fast approaching. And really, as you get older, the excitement of Christmas just gives way to this gnawing fearful emptiness at the relentless pace of life, sparking crises like: is 23 too old to get an advent calendar? Should I spend money on a Christmas tree when it, like everything else, will perish? Will people think it’s weird if I leave the room while The Snowman’s on because it makes me feel existential?

So that’s where presents come in, right! Nice material possessions to distract us from being surrounded by people we love but who voted for Brexit. Of course, you might be lucky enough to be spending some time with those whose company you actually enjoy before the three glasses of prosecco you had with breakfast gets to work – and that’s where this article comes in.

The Dazed Digital editorial team has curated a selection of things we would love to unwrap bright and early on Christmas morning – from labia-themed accessories to Olympic tracksuits. If you’ve been racking your brain for what to get that really amazing human in your life, look no further. The answer is a Harambe mug.

Check the full selection out in the gallery above.