Erykah Badu releasing new fragrance ‘Morning Wood’ for the gays

Following the sell-out success of her vagina-scented incense, Erykah Badu is back and this time she’s taking on the penis. 

Back in February, Badu released an incense sold on her newly-launched online store Badu World Market that was inspired by the scent of her own vagina. Crafted using ash from burning her underwear, the incense paid tribute to what the musician called her “superpower.” “There’s an urban legend that my pussy changes men,” she said in an interview with 10 magazine. “The men that I fall in love with, and fall in love with me, change jobs and lives.” The “Badussy” incense was a huge success, selling out in under 20 minutes.

Then last night, while promoting a restock of Badussy on Twitter, Badu was asked by one user “Any good for the gays dear?” In response, she revealed a new fragrance called “Morning Wood.”

Coming in August, Morning Wood contains natural sandalwood resin alongwith pine and cedar. “Perfect with a cup of tea as u wake and bake,” she advised before adding “It’s only natural that ie comes right? Innuendos not included.”

Badu also took the opportunity to extol the virtues of her pussy. In response to a meme that featured Badu and Jada Pinkett-Smith alongside the caption “If ‘This P*SSY will F*CK yo life Up’ was a person,” Badu countered that she has a “Midas pussy.”

“How I get in it? I got Midas pussy. My pussy give you 3 wishes. My pussy put you on the Forbes list. My pussy is the fountain of youth. My pussy sold out in 9 minutes. My pussy cure ailments,” she wrote. “Y’all trippin. Google me.”