She’s here for Amy Schumer falling off a SoulCycle bike, but not for veiled homophobic bullshit or plot holes
um I’m in a movie theater about to see I feel pretty alone and greta gerwig just walked in and sat down in front of me
— jaye hunt (@hayejunt) May 9, 2018
her friends keep coming in to join her and I’m terrified that saoirse is on her way
— jaye hunt (@hayejunt) May 9, 2018
she’s drinking the biggest movie theater soda I’ve ever seen!!!! I always thought no one ever ordered the extra large but GRETA GERWIG DOES
— jaye hunt (@hayejunt) May 9, 2018
“ugh” - greta at the end of the opening credits
— jaye hunt (@hayejunt) May 9, 2018
I’m... not 100% sure why but greta is CACKLING at amy schumer falling off the soulcycle bike? she’s still laughing and it happened a full minute ago
— jaye hunt (@hayejunt) May 9, 2018
JDDNALJDSLSOXNSLSOSJSLDODJALAOS SHE JUST LOUDLY POINTED OUT A PLOT HOLE AND SOMEONE SHUSHED HER
— jaye hunt (@hayejunt) May 9, 2018
there’s a weird vaguely homophobic recurring thing about amy schumer’s love interest being kind of effeminate and greta is NOT having it!!! the only true ally
— jaye hunt (@hayejunt) May 9, 2018
FULL VOLUME AT THE QUIETEST MOMENT OF THE CLIMAX OF THE MOVIE: “THIS MOVIE IS IN. COMP. RE. HENSIBLE.”
— jaye hunt (@hayejunt) May 9, 2018
just to get out ahead of this:
— jaye hunt (@hayejunt) May 9, 2018
- there were like 10 people in the enormous theater
- no one was behind me
- everyone was on their phones because it’s a BAD MOVIE
- she was being so loud that I didn’t even have to lean forward to hear her clearly; I wasn’t eavesdropping
please don’t be mean to greta we were all just having fun at a terrible movie
— jaye hunt (@hayejunt) May 10, 2018