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Miley Cyrus is throwing a naked people party

Audience members in the nude will be sprayed with milk and filmed for an upcoming video

It seems that Miley Cyrus has been taking notes from original pop provocateur Grace Jones and decided that a performance is nothing without a bit (a lot) of nakedness involved. The singer has decided to plan a show where she, her band, and the audience will be completely naked.

Last night, Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne announced the news alongside a picture of the band and Miley in their birthday suits, explaining that the naked performance will be for a forthcoming video for “Milky Milky Milk”, a track off their recent collaborative album Miley Cyrus & Her Ded Petz. Audience members will be sprayed with “white stuff that looks like milk” (which is presumably why they’ll all be naked?).

We can’t quite work out whether this sounds fun or gross. On the one hand, a Miley Cyrus show is probably like one great glitter-filled party full of bongs and the occasional RuPaul queen. On the other hand, the thought of all those naked people with their bits flying everywhere sounds absolutely hellish. And the fact they’d all be covered in “milk” sounds like a safety hazard. What if everyone slips on the milky ground and falls into one giant fleshy heap? We love Miley, but we might pass on this one.