A quickie interview with two talented 17-year-old producers is double as fun as transcribing the self-exploration of a mediocre 34-year-old embittered by not yet having their genius recognised; there's more reference to eye farts, for one. George Townsend and Adam Kaye, better known as Bondax, are set to release their debut single “You’re So” - the aural equivalent of sipping an ice-cold Pimms on the balcony of your council estate flat - on 19th March via Super. Plus, if you happen to be reading this in Slovenia, they'll be playing Star Slinger's inaugural Jet Jam night in Ljubljana tomorrow. Between, what is presumably time spent on Call of Duty, YouTube surfing and chatting breeze, these lads o' Lancaster have also made a mix for you's guys.
...your secret talent? Adam: I can blow air out of my right eye when I blow really hard and it makes a ridiculous noise, like a high pitched fart. George: Umm, I can move my hair with my eyebrows.
...your worst vice? Adam: An unhealthy obsession with James Murphy George: Leaving orange peel everywhere because I eat too many oranges
...the story behind your name? Don't want to get into the nitty gritty as it's boring but it's just our sound. Nothing to do with bondage or any weird shit its just a name we created, it doesn't matter in our opinion.
... your favourite sound? Adam: Slap bass on the Seinfeld soundtrack George: The crackling when you play a record
...your worst fashion secret? Adam: I only have two pairs of shoes because my feet are too big (size 13) George: Owned a pair of silver Nikes for a bit…
...your favourite website? Adam: Sidereels the best, too much tv, I track like 40 shows George: Probs gotta be Youtube as boring as that is
...at the top of your shit list? Adam: Joseph Woolham, Facebook him he's a bellman George: Angry people
...are you listening to now? Adam: Excuse me - Raphael Saadiq, Instant Vintage is toooo good George: Carla Thomas - I'll Never Stop Loving You
How would you describe your work? Airy sunny romantic vibes
What are you most excited about next? Travelling / producing new music / dancing / eating
TRACKLIST: I Keep Thinking Of You - Roberto Rodriguez New Jack Swing - James Fox Untroubled (TOYC Remix) - 123mrk Never Gonna Let You Go (Kelly G Mix) - Tina Moore Rack City (Mak & Pasteman Remix) - Tyga Downtown - Look Like Stomp (Cedaa Remix) - 5kinAndBone5 You’re So - Bondax Feelin’ - Medla Leave Your Keys - DJ Q Do The Same (VIP) - Mak & Pasteman Like Her Right There - Boxwork Lonely Star feat. Jaja - Xao You Knew - Mahs Just Us - Bondax