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We tried ‘How Old Do I Look?’ with people in fashion

This is what happens when you test a soul-destroying app on some of the industry's leading faces

As if there wasn't enough bullshit on the internet that exists with the sole purpose of making us feel terrible about ourselves, Microsoft has released a website that looks at your photos and guesses your age. I tried How Old Do I Look? twice last night and it correctly guessed my age, other than when it said I was 44. But who cares about me? Let's try this on people who really matter: our favourite fashion designers and models. 

DONATELLA VERSACE (AND LADY GAGA)

Real ages: Donatella is 59. Gaga is actually 29.

Result: Keep doing you, Donatella. 

KENDALL JENNER

Real age: 19. To be fair, she was actually 19 when this picture was taken (it's from our Mean Girls video with her). 

Result: Close enough, right? 

OLIVIER ROUSTEING AND RIHANNA

Real age: Rousteing is 29. Riri is 27. 

Result: Black don't crack, y'all.

MARC JACOBS

Real age: 52.

Result: Science says that owning a pet dog enhances your life. Looks like Jacobs' bull terrier Neville is doing his job.  

NAOMI CAMPBELL

Real age: 44.

Result: Unbelievable. When I grow up, I want to be Naomi. 

CARA DELEVINGNE AND PHARRELL WILLIAMS

Real ages: Delevingne is 22 and Pharrell is 42. 

Result: The extreme eye make-up for Chanel's Métiers d'Art show probably isn't helping Cara out, but we're disappointed Pharrell isn't registering as even younger. Isn't this guy meant to be ageless? 

GEMMA WARD

Real age: 27. 

Result: The Aussie model is already in the comeback stage of her career, but seriously? Seriously? There's a painting in an attic somewhere of the real Gemma Ward's face.  

KARL LAGERFELD

Real age: 81. 

Result: Our new anti-ageing strategy is to wear black all the time and never take off our sunglasses.