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Quiz: What wellness personality type are you?


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From Cynic to Yogi, take our quiz to find out your wellness personality

Welcome to the Dazed Beauty Digital Spa, a space where you can come to escape the stresses of everyday life. From crystals to colour therapy, in this section, we'll be hosting a series of interactive quizzes designed to help you on your way to reaching ultimate wellness.

From sound baths to bath bombs, positive affirmations to apps that help reduce anxiety, wellness is huge right now. And encompassing the worlds of tech, beauty, healthcare, self-care, witchcraft and ancient healing rituals, there’s something for everyone. No longer solely reserved for the Goop weekly shopper or the jelly-boned yoga-nerds at the front of the class, we’re entering a new more democratic era of wellness. This week, at the Dazed Beauty Digital Spa we’ll be taking you on a wellness journey, where everyone is welcome. Sceptics, converts, beginners, pros.

Take this quiz to find out your wellness personality type and what to look out for this week.

Take the Quiz

What is your version of wellness?

Does staying in your mum’s basement with the light off, eating Cheesy Doritos, playing World of Warcraft count?
Waking up with a guided meditation, followed by a Moon Juice smoothie and a silent walk in nature.
Gwyneth Paltrow gets my goat. Give me a ciggie and a Vodka Redbull over vaginal eggs any day.
Lying in a field, looking up at the sky, opening the doors of perception.
The necessary act of self-care.
A protein shake and a one on one class at Barry’s Bootcamp.

What do you do for work?

I design apps and make digital avatars. Have thought about doing ASMR stuff but my voice is far too loud.
I run a series of free workshops based around sacred self-care and connecting people to their inner power. Everyone is welcome.
I’m a creative. I like to work ’til I’m tired and drink ’til I’m wired. I live on coffee, Instagram likes and little to no income.
I’d like to set up my own medical marijuana farm.
I use my platform to help others whose voices aren’t heard.
I’m a personal trainer and I have a blue tick on Instagram.

Your friend calls you in a crisis, would you

Get them over and fall down a wormhole of niche YouTube videos. That always helps me in a crisis. No need to chat about the problem because I can just Google a subreddit to help find the answer together.
I’d invite them into my safe space. Burn some sage and activate some crystals.
Meet them for a drink and hash it out.
I’d book them into an ayahuasca retreat my mate runs.
Listen and offer my support.
Encourage them to go on a run. Sweat it out.

Who is your unparalleled icon?

Alan Turing was cool. Also into Zuckerberg, well I used to be. Obsessed with that video of Sophia the Robot singing Christina Aguilera although it makes me oddly anxious.
Joni, Stevie, Joan, Janis, Carly, Gloria.
My mum.
Hunter S. Thompson.
I feel like icons are a false economy in a world that’s going to end if we don’t act.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mo Farah.

Do you ever reply on your friendship group’s WhatsApp thread?

Never. WhatsApp is very old school. Xbox headsets or bust.
I try not to engage with my phone.
Always. I’m big on the meme scene. Huge.
I just don’t find the constant din of messaging and communication in the technological realm mind-expanding in any way. I’d rather converse in real life.
Yes, when we’re organising direct actions. It’s a really handy tool.
I’d rather use voice notes.

Where do you see yourself in 100 years?

Immortalised on the internet, in a YouTube series I’m working on about the impact of gaming and tech on the idea of the local.
Hopefully reincarnated. Maybe as a bumblebee. #savethebumblebees.
Dead. Definitely dead.
Floating man, floating between dimensions. Some big psychedelic floating dimensional shifting man.
Well, the world is ending in a hundred years, so going out with a fight.
Hench. Really, really, ridiculously hench.


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