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Are penis manicures the next big thing in nail trends?


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A new ad–dick–tion for those brave enough to try

Recently it seems we have become rather obsessed with all things vagina-related, and quite right TBH. There was Gwenyth’s vagina-scented candle for Goop, then Erykah Badu did a vaginal fragrance, quickly blasting anyone comparing the two with the iconic line: “That’s a whole nother kinda pu$ $y”. Nail artist Frédérique Olthuis tried her hand at the trend with yoni-inspired nails.  

But now – as is the case IRL – the penis is making a case for why it needs your attention. A slew of artists have been sharing their penis-adorned nail looks, with a variety of different takes. @heynicenails sees a pair of penises (or is it penii?) docking – a term that is NSFW FYI – while @topknotnails has given their dicks different hairstyles. For the extremely brave among you, why not try this trend on for size by attempting @nail_sunny’s 3D drooping dicks. Again, probably NSFW. 

Feast your eyes below on some of our fave penis manicures and try them out yourself if you’ve ever wanted to know what it’s like to have a penis. Or get your own penis printed on to your nails – the choice really is yours. 

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