Hey, you. Yes you, the person piling on the pounds and rapidly gaining a wobbly layer of winter blubber like a happy little polar bear. Think back to the time you first saw Kanye’s titillating visual for “Fade” and imagined how much better life would be if you looked like Teyana Taylor. Thankfully, for an undisclosed price and probably a lot more energy and skill than you are capable of, this can now be a reality.
The singer announced a new online dance class, titled “Fade 2 Fit”, on Instagram earlier this week. “I'm proud to FINALLYYYYYY announce FADE 2 FITNESS,” she wrote in a caption. “DONT SLEEP ON DANCE!! The new year is AROUND THE CORNER so sign up, Submit and dance with me to 2 Get Fit!!!”
She also included a link to the Fade 2 Fit website, which contained a message from the dancer saying: “Everyone keeps asking me what I did to get my body. If you want to know my secret, sign up to get more information on the upcoming dance fitness program and dance workout tour!”