Hynam Kendall

Bored of wet weather, sub par take-aways and his overbearing penchant for mockney gangster slang, one time resident theatre critic for The London Review Hynam is now based in Dubai where he specialises in arts and architecture, contributing to titles as diverse as Frame, Vice, Ponystep, Damn and Architecture Plus. His favourite salad is brie and apple, even though "It's slowly becoming the chav salad of choice".