Simon Jablonski

Simon Jablonski is a freelance writer and failed musician. He escaped the Shire for London to study philosophy and become a penniless writer, he succeeded. Ale makes him rant about Pavement. He has poetic pretentions and writes short stories about people. He often says 'if music be the food of love, rock on.' He loves big hills and cinema, and is scared of David Cameron.